Monday, September 13, 2004

...how you know you are ancient.

You know you are not that young because you own an automatic camera.

You know you are old because you own an automatic camera that does not have a zoom function.

You know you are ancient because you still use your automatic camera that does not have a zoom function to take photos.

You know you are definitely ancient because when you ask a young waiter to take a photo of you and your friends with your automatic camera that does not have a zoom function, he doesn't know how to use it.

You know you are really ancient because when you ask a young waiter to take a photo of you and your friends with your automatic camera that does not have a zoom function, he does not know how to use it because he was looking for the display function in the camera to focus and there was none.

Is there anyone out there who wants to make me young again by buying me a digicam?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Buying you a digicam would only make you feel worse as you may think it is a piece of scrap metal and throw is away and suddenly find out otherwise.