Monday, June 23, 2008

...dee-dee dee-dee-dee.

Dedicated to all who understand...

Dee-dee dee-dee-dee
Data Driven Department
Positive, Negative, Positive, Negative
Depends on how you look

Dee-dee dee-dee-dee
Data Driven Department
Numbers and figures, percentages and charts
Excel is what I use

Dee-dee dee-dee-dee
Data Driven Department
Expenses go up, salary the same
Need D3 to survive

* Sung to the tune of 'Row, Row, Row your Boat'

Many thanks to...
...Fair Eek Zza for her inspiration after reading a wicked poem.
...Sookie for introducing kwazy berry the book of funny poems.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

...allergic reactions that irritate her.

For the past one year, my allergic reactions have increased. Dare I blame in on Penang polluted air? The frequency can be like once in every two months. If I ran out of eye drops or pills, the symptoms can drag on for one to two weeks till I finally go visit the doctor for supplies.

Well, the point is whenever I get these "attacks", I am not in my top form. I will be feeling miserable. Sick but not sick enough. I can't see properly yet I need to use my eyes so much. My nose will be twitching uncontrollably. A-choo! I need to have tissue papers at my beck and call. Can't live without them. I also can't sleep well, can't breathe well and can't concentrate well. Well, I am (not) in the well.

Recently, I also succumbed to another variation of allergy. It's what I term as "can't stand it when people don't get it going". In other words, it's the NATO syndrome. No Action Talk Only. The symptoms? I am also not my usual self. I get irritated with the people involved. This will magnify through my tone of voice, my choice of words, and my constant non-verbal cues. I don't like myself when I am in this condition. I am me, yet not me.

I need a cure, not prescription. For both.

Friday, June 13, 2008

...how oldies define how old you are.

"What music would you like to listen to?"

Being a hospitable host, I naturally offered my guest her pick of songs.

"Oldies."

I wasn't that keen to listen to oldies for lunch. But then, I gotta please my guest, right?

So in my head, I went through a mental list of oldies that I have in my collection. My hand was in the verge of reaching out to a CD when suddenly the back of my mind screamed...

"Chotto matte!"

I slowly turned to her, debating whether to ask or not to ask... and I asked:

"When you said oldies, what era did you mean?"

"Songs from the 80s-lah."

Gulp!

I was actually gonna take out the CD with songs from the 60s.
I was even prepared to hear her answering the 70s.
But 80s??

That's pushing it. That made me feel... old.